Mankind's Survival of the Fittest #2

The miniture house I meant to gift to the fairies,
fits perfectly for me at the moment.

I'm sure that this spoon is the cause of all this.
Hmm? The number has dropped.

Are you there? Hey, you're...
Grandfather, your sweet granddaughter is in big trouble! 
--Grandfather...Grandfather...is an oddball!--
Seems you've lost your way, dear fairy.


Although I'm not a fairy, but your own granddaughter.
--Granddaughter...?--
I'm sorry, but it appears my granddaughter isn't here at the moment.
What? He didn't get my message?
Let's have a check on my wording for a bit.

"Have a look at this, governor! {I can't remember if shouchou was used in the anime}
That is an extremely mysterious spoon!
It possesses the power to shrink humans,
and its mechanism still remains shrouded in mystery.
If it could pose a threat to mankind, 
it's required we conduct quick research for early disaster prevention.
That's what I'm supposed to do as Mediator." 
...Is what I wanted to say, actually. However...
--Pops, Pops, take a look?--

Huh? My sentences are being simplified.
I'll tell my granddaughter that you're here.
I feel bad to leave you alone, but please do feel yourself at home.
Ah, please wait, Grandfather!
--Grandfa~rewell!--

Without any other option, I have no choice but to search for a fairy,
and ask for a way to go back to normal.

EEEEEH?!

Time for food, food, food!


Oh, what a tragedy.
And thus, here and now, my life came to an end.